when I die, there’ll be no crying at my funeral.
because everyone will be required to wear these hats.
i dont like poptarts im more a fan of punk rocktarts
sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes
but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment
i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
IM LAUGING SO HARD RN BECAUSE THAT IA THE MOST ACCURATE REPREAENTATIONS OF SIM S I CAN THINK OF
When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it
the only word in the entire french language is baguette
Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !
all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits
WHY DOES APH ENGLAND HOLD TEA IN ALMOST EVERY OFFICIAL PICTURE
YOU’RE TAKING A DAMN PHOTO IT CAN WAIT
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KNOCK THAT OUT OF YOUR HANDS DO YOU HEAR ME
tell that to this asshole who has to strike a fucking kung fu pose in every god damn picture
LIKE, EVERY FUCKING TIME???
CONTROL YOURSELF. YOUR GONNA BREAK THE FINE CHINA IN YOUR FUCKING HAND, HOW CAN YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT???
PUT YOU LEG DOWN BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN FOR YOU, OLD MAN.